These post got pretty popular on Facebook so in case you missed it.
*My family wants me to find a church soon….or a hobby. I don’t know what their problem is I think it is perfectly normal to gather your kids and dogs together once a week for “small group”
*I told my fam “Hey if Josh Devinney can baptize dogs so can I!”
*My wife \wasn’t real happy with my idea to put a pulpit in the living room or replacing the windows with stained glass
*I might not be able to have my living room/ sanctuary but I bet I could convert the garage to a youth room……Wait. What? Oh. Nevermind
*My kids aren’t homeschooled but they are homechurched
*I made my 11yr old son a deacon. He promptly called a business meeting and made a motion to have me fired #TrueBaptistKid
*My son’s twin sister is head of personnel she seconded the motion #TrueBaptistKid #IJustCantWin
*I have been passing the plate all night…The kids still won’t give me any of their allowance #AGuysGottaEat
*I wouldn’t mind having my sermon critiqued by the music minister but she’s my daughter….and she’s 7…..
*I think I created a monster…The Hostess Committee voted to eat ice cream for dinner and the Building and Grounds Committee just voted to change the locks…..and not give me a key
Hope you enjoyed!!